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Coming Soon. But here's some Hipster Ipsum to tide you over: Paleo farm-to-table ennui, disrupt trust fund sartorial skateboard. Fap Shoreditch slow-carb lumbersexual, Marfa occupy tilde aesthetic artisan tousled PBR&B tofu umami food truck kogi. Portland taxidermy cardigan, cold-pressed tilde Shoreditch yr messenger bag biodiesel hella pug gentrify blog four loko ugh. Craft beer wolf quinoa photo booth sustainable.
You never knew words could sound so good.
Trust us, it's face melting.
Sam Patteson was raised in the bucolic and isolated Shenandoah Valley near Staunton, Virginia. He has had many different jobs in his professional life including coppersmith, construction worker, bartender, door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, and most recently, lead mobile software engineer at Rosetta Stone, where he designs and implements apps enjoyed by millions worldwide.
He has written several plays, essays, and short stories, some of which have been taught as part of the writing curriculum for James Madison University and Ithaca College. He is also the editor-in-chief of a quasi popular alt-monthly, RANT magazine.
STORY PRODUCTION TEAM
software development, hardware deployment
Lisa B. Woods
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Coming Soon. We have lots of folks to thank, fo' sho.
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